Tony Mozingo has been named spokesman for the “Intelligentsia” line of fashion eyewear.  This Italian label is aimed at late middle-age men who have achieved success both professionally and athletically.  “Intelligentsia” allows these trendsetters to make a bold statement, showing the world they have risen to the pinnacle of their profession.

 Giovanni Armadis Ferragamo, the head of “Intelligentsia”, was delighted to have Mozingo as his company’s spokesman.  “We are looking for these men with six figure incomes who are pacesetters for their field,” he revealed.  “Tony is now the top dog in Lamar County and has everyone’s respect.  He will be calling the shots in one of the hottest areas of the United States.  My countrymen know him well and feel he is a real “cafone.”  Many refer to him affectionately as “la testa di merda.”  Plus he has a beautiful young wife and a jet set lifestyle centered on his estate on Lago Serene.  Athletically, he has achieved much – multiple marathons, frequent triathlons, Steamwhistle Run founder, Ironman triathlon finishing time just behind ‘l dottore Pendergrass.  We think he can add great value to our line.”

 Signor Ferragamo has other plans for the eyewear market in the U. S.  We are developing a line called “LA Dura Vita” for those clients further down the economic scale.  Not everyone is fortunate enough to earn the right to wear the “Intelligentsia” brand.  We are currently in discussions with il dottore Thames to provide this “La Dura Vita” at a significant discount to all USM faculty members.”

 In our area, the Green Eye Institute will be the sole provider of the “Intelligentsia line of fashion eyewear.  “We are all excited to have this brand available at our Institute,” stated spokesman John Pendergrass.  “We feel Mozingo’s presence will help use capture top market share in Purvis, Lumberton, and Baxterville.”  The “La Dura Vita” line will be available at Hudson’s Treasure Hunt.